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If you are looking to be spiritually uplifted then maybe wait for next weeks letter, if you'd like to indulge in true to form Karson humor read on.

January 9, 2012

Sounds like you had an interesting week in Canada, Grandma with Leukemia, Chinese food with Brett and Malori, weenies Cooked inside, Grandma berry with a bad back the Lows, Cahoons, Sloans, And Backwood Dentistry Sounds like many a Kartchners week. My Companion and I are the bringers of the Knowledge of the Poutine. Luckily there was a dealer of cheese curds near by and was able to hook us up. Granny taking her lights down already was almost surprising it seemed when I was living in cardston it was pretty much I take um down a week before I put um back up, but I guess change is good. I did get my package with my suit and fruit in it and it was greatly appreciated it made me realize how bad my suit need dry cleaned wearing the same suit at least two times a week really tends to take its toll on um. Brads friends parents must have wanted a tuff son to name him Lacy hopefully it worked cuz I'm pretty sure Brad wouldn’t have a friend of the female variety would he. It does make a lot of sense that you would only find snowy roads at duck lake there is pretty much snow that way all year round.

Well this week was kinda interesting I was on exchanges at the birthplace of Jimmy Stewart for a few days and of course they were the coldest days of the week and of course my temporary companion slept with the window open and the heater off dang near froze my nose off crazy Idaho fool. During my Exchange my companion and his temporary companion moved into our new and improved next door apartment with the pine walls and garborator and no black mold and a washer and dryer inside the apartment and not downstairs in the apartment buildings basement. When I got back off my exchange we moved the church building into a warehouse kinda place while they do the add on to the old building. This week was kinda slow we had a lot of moving to do and a lot of cleaning dang near caught the Gout cleaning out that old apartments Bathroom and fridge. Luckily I was able to fight off the disease and survive with only a wee nip of the palsy. But on Sunday at church I dang near died during elders quorum. I sit down a few chairs over behind this guy in the branch who is about 6 foot 4 and about 4 axe handles wide and like 400 pounds. In the spirit of the holiday past I shall use the story of the night before Christmas theme. I was sitting in the chair at church it would seem with not a sound of the nursery for my ears to ring when I glanced to my side and what would I see a sideways smile equal to the length of a full grown rain deer. Scared and alarmed I began to chuckle when luckily the hand of the high councils member calmed my fear and silenced my chuckles dear. Kinda a stupid idea but basically I glanced left and discovered the grand canyon protruding from the pants of this man and while I was about to crack up bro snyder the high counselor from our branch had been watching and waiting for my reaction was able to keep me somewhat from laughing like crazy. Again a stupid story but it was about the best I could come up with this week. But I hope everyone is doing well and I will speak with you later. My New Address is 402 High Street Apt 2 Somerset Pa 15501, oh and I spent all my money from Christmas at deseret book gettin some good reads thanks for it and while I'm at it there is a new book you should get by elder Bednar it’ll change the way you learn its called an Increase in learning highly recommended and fairly cheap only 25 bucks or something but it comes with a dvd and you and dad would greatly enjoy it I believe.